Or my blurbs
I would like to wish all my readers a very merry Christmas. Starting from now I’m going to be getting back to updating this site more often, and have already started drafting some entries to make to cover the long gap between my last entries and now.
I hope everyone has a great Christmas and would like to wish everyone all the best for the new year too.
Paddy walks through town one day when he spots an interesting looking box in a shop window.
He enters the shop, grabs the box and gives it a shake.
Paddy thinks to himself ‘God, this must be some sort of million piece jigsaw’. He buys the jigsaw.
When he arrives home, he pours the jigsaw out accross the table. But all of the pieces are the same. Paddy tries turning them over but they still all look the same. So he decides to ring up his mate Patrick.
‘Hello Patrick?’
‘Hello Paddy!’
‘Patrick I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ve bought this million piece jigsaw and all of the pieces look the same.
‘Well have you tried turning them over Paddy?’
‘Yes,yes I’ve tried that andthey still all look the same.’
‘OK I’ll come round to your house in a minute, but tell me one more thing, what’s on the front of the box?’
‘Oh, some sort of cockerel.’
When Patrick arrives at Paddy’s, he takes him through to the living room where the jigsaw is laid out accross the table.
‘You see Patrick, this is my million piece jigsaw with all the pieces that look the same.’
And Patrick says…
‘Paddy,that’s a box of corn flakes!!!’
So if you want to look hard, you carry a gun, but this guy must have thought about the real risk of shooting yourself in the leg or crotch while you have it stuffed in your waistband, so instead, trying to look hard he got the gun tattoed. 6/10 for creativity, but in reality he just looks a completely loser now.
So if you can’t remember the cheat code for your favorite game, you can always get it tattooed so you can always remember it, as demonstrated here.
Apparently there is now something new, a systsem. Either that or the system won this round!
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